Tuesday, August 4, 2009

{ex-zone} ( READ AND LAUGH ) Political Correctness






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Political Correctness
 
 
 

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES. " You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.
 
And furthermore. ..
 
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
 
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
 
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3 She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. "
 
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION."
 
5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
 
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
 
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
 
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
 
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
 
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. "
 
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
 
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL A**" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
 
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

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