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SMS JOKES Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!     ************     A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows     ************       Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!     ************     Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.     ************     A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."     ************     A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!     ************     What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!     ************     Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!     ************     Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.     ************     Psychiatrist' s receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible. Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."     ************     There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!     ************     Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..     ************     Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.     ************ < PREV JOKE:  :NEXT JOKE > More Entertainment Stories ( Don't Miss )... Air Crash ( Watch This Weird Video ) Drug Money. $205 million in cash ( See This Funny Pictures ) Floating Island Hotel ( Watch This Amazing Pictures ) Tank Tactics ( Must Play This Shooting Game )

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