| **************** **************** Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest? Husband: A lovely Push...!!! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you. The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice **************************************************************************** ( TO RECIEVE COOL MAILS DONT WAIT, JUST CLICK ON THE BUTTON BELOW ) |
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