Short Jokes (Have Fun)

Short Jokes   collection of funny jokes?click to Join Us       Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. ****** "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur mail id" ******  There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it. ****** If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit. ****** Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects... ****** Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. ****** What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. ****** Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai. ****** The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut ****** There are more jokes for you click on the link below...(must read)     (1)Circuit and Englishman (2)Girlfriend (3)PEANUTS (4)The Phone Call (5)Car Sale     *************************

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