Tuesday, June 22, 2010

When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It (Mix SMS)


 

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.

Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.

Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

 

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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi

Jee nahi lagta hai kahin

Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??"

"Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai"

 

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Seh liya har dard humne haste haste'

Ujad gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste'

AB wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro'

Wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste..

 

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In my life I learned how 2 love,

How 2 smile,

How 2 B happy,

How 2 B strong,

But I couldn't learn how not 2 miss U…

 

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10% of road accidents are due to drunk n driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

 

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