Akbar Ka Darbaar (HINDI ADULT JOKE 18+)

LOVE ADULT MAILS? CLICK HERE Akbar Ka Darbaar     Cool Incident - Akbar ka darbaar   Ek baar Akbar ke darbaar mein naach gaane ka program tha...use ek nachaniya bohot achi lagi...   Program ke baad...Akbar NE us nachaniya ko bulwaya aur kaha...Hum bohot khush hue...Jo maangna chahti ho...maango. .bejhijak. .maango..   Nachaniya : Jahaanpana, Jo bhi maangungi woh mujhe milega..?   Akbar : Haan zaroor milega..yeh Akbar ki zubaan se nikle hue alfaaz hai...hum mukhrenge nahi humari baath se....   Nachaniya :  Tho theek hai jahapanaah.. .mein aapki gaddi(seat) pe tatti(shit) karna chahti hoon...   Yeh baath sun kar....Akbar ki gand fat gayi...usne keh tho diya ki is Shanivaar ko tumhari maang poori kii jaayegi....   Akbar hairaan tha....uski izzat dav pe lagi thi...woh apni baath se mukhar bhi nahi saktha tha..aur use apni gaddi pe tatti bhi nahi karne dena chahta tha........   Woh sochne laga aisa kya kiya jaaye taaki us nachaniya ko roka jaa sake,....itne mein uske dimaag mein Birbal ki jhalak dikhayi di..   Usne turanth hi Birbal ko bulwaya...   Birbal ko poori baath batayi..uspe birbal NE Akbar se kaha..Jahapanaa. .aap befikar hokar so jaaiye...kal tak is baath ka hal nikaal loonga....   AB Saturday AA gaya....Darbaar set ho gaya....   Nachaniya aayi aur Akbar se poochne lagi...ki Jahapanaa " R u ready ?"   Itne mein Birbal NE uski baath ko rokthe hue kahaa...   Hey nachaniya... Tune jahapnaah ki sharafat ka najaayaz faida uthaya hai....phir bhi Akbar NE tujhe tatti karne ki ijazat dete hai....   TU jaa kar unki gaddi pe tatti......   Nachaniya jaane lagi gaddi ke paas...jaise hi woh uske kareeb pohochi..Birbal NE use roka aur kahaa...dekh tune sirf tatti karne ki maang kii thi...agar.. .mooth ki ek bhi boond gaddi pe giregi...tho jitne bhi log is Darbaar mein hai...sab se teri Gand marwaayenge. .......   Yeh sunke...Nachaniya ki gand fat gayi,....aur woh waha se chali gayi........ ....     *********************************** THE NEW & NAUGHTY LINKS FROM iNET :     ·      Co-Hosts Hair Caught on Guest ( Video ) ·      Karate Girl Fail ( Video ) ·      Rodney Mullen in 1984 ( Video ) ·      Giant Ship Crashes at Haven ( Video ) ·      Unique Way to Introduce Yourself ( Video ) ·      Earth Mover Pulls Truck Out of Mud ( Video ) ·      Forklift Failure ( Video ) ·      Fastest Time to Pass Through a Tennis Racket Three Times ( Video ) ·      Surprised Kitty ( Video )     LOVE ADULT MAILS? CLICK HERE ***********************************

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