Saturday, February 12, 2011

:Hasana Mana Hai !!!




  
 
 
Hasana Mana Hai !!!
 
 

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?
 
Circuit : Bhai....bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai....
 
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
 
Circuit : Bhai ...sahi bola apun NE...SMS bole to ...Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
 
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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya....
 
Viru : Wah bhai....par kaise??
 
Ghanta : Self Control yaar...Self Control !!!
 
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Teacher : What is MATHS?
 
Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
 
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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai...aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai....batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?
 
Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
 
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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya...

 

Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha "BODY AAGAYI KYA?"

 

Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi...

 

Santa Bola "Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!"
 
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Circuit : Muzse shaadi karle

 

Mera bahut lambaa hai....
 
Girl : Kya?
 
Circuit : ANUBHAV...
 
Girl: Thik hai main tayyar hoon...

 

Mera bhi kaafi GEHRA hai....
 
Circuit : Kya?
 
Girl : AATMAVISHWAAS !!
 
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Sardarni : Pata hai ...aaj 3 Dakoo aye aur meri izzat looti !
 
Sardar : Tumne unhe roka kyo nahi??
 
Sardarni: Maine bahot roka lekin woh kahne lage ....

 

Ab to hame jaane do ...hum bahot thak gaye hai.... !!
 
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Group (Paka_Mat_Yaar) 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 



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