Monday, July 27, 2009

{ex-zone} ( COOL SMS ) 1980 girls vs 2007 girls








 
 
1980 girls vs 2007 girls
 
 
 
 
 

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le.

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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
That comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

 

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More Hindi Jokes & Funny SMS for U !-) ( click on the link below )
 
 
 
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