Height of Communication GAP ( Funny Jokes )

Height of Communication GAP   collection of funny jokes?click to Join Us       Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we  can't tell anybody."   The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call  from  Electric Company because the  electricity bill has not been paid.  " Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? "  "Yes...... speaking"    guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.   "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the  guy .   "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW  ?????"    "Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue " "GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."   "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue" "I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... he will speak to your company tomorrow "   That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What  business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company ,  "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.." "PAY you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle." ******** There are more jokes for you click on the link below...(must read)     (1)Height of Communication GAP (2)Wow! Technology (3)COMPUTER - NUCLEAR & COFFEE (4)Marriage... (5)meaning of WIFE (18+)

 

 

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