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Funniest newspaper adz   Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group...       Top 9 Funniest News p aper   Classifieds   (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)       *************     1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....)       *************   2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.                                (sure...thanx for the warning!)   *************   3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or years?)   *************   4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. (check it out)   *************   5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (howwww sweeeet)   *************   6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. (wow! A free trip to heaven?)   *************   7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. (uh...huh!)   *************   8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. (hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)   *************   9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. (nice work)   *************     More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below ) ...............................................................................................................................    | Headlines Dated 1.1.2020  | Stupid Question / Answers  | GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN  |   | why men are happier  | BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM  |    ...............................................................................................................................   Love More Cool Mails?  Must Join Group ! Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... !

 

 

 

 

 

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