Friday, April 2, 2010

Words women use




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Words women use
 
 
 
 

Fine

 

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 


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Five Minutes

 

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

 


Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 


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Nothing

 

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

 


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Go Ahead

 

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

 


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Loud Sigh

 

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

 


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That's Okay

 

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 


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Thanks

 

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

 


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