Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Not Because They Are Not Nice (Mix SMS)


 

Treat everyone with politeness,

Even those who are rude to U.....

Not because they are not nice,

But bcoz u are nice....!!!

**Good morning**

 

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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main

tum se shaadi nahi karsakta .

gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai?

Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

 

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a sardar on an interview for the post

of detective was asked a question.

interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?

Sardar : Thanks for giving me

the job i will investigate.

 

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Qarz dosti ka ada kon karay ga?

dost na hon gay to wafa kon karay ga?

aey ALLAH mere doston ko salamat rakhna,

warna mere jinay ki dua kon karay ga?

 

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Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs.

me 3 amrood mil gye.

Banta: Wo kaise?

Santa: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia,

1 mai utha k bhag gya,

or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...

 

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